Want to go to a beach somewhere in August? ...I know how much you loathe getting sand in your bikini...but you need to suck it up, sugar!

http://www.vevo.com/watch/nicki-minaj/starships-explicit/USCMV1200021?carousel1

oops.

I accidentally drank too much coffee. My hands are shaking and my vision is blurred. Isn't there a magical drug I can take to make me normal again? If not, can we invent it and make gazillions of dollars? And if it is impossible, I vote we create a placebo and convince people that it is possible and that it does work.

I guess I'll just listen to Alanis on full blast and sing until I stop shaking.

I work with weirdoes

"Why did God design us to eat 3 big meals a day."
-direct quote from an obese coworker.

I think that is a personal decision, ma'am.

disco sprite.

Oh Disco Sprite blog background so wisely chosen by AJ. I will think about you all the time:

When I'm at my desk

When I eat philly cheesesteak sandwiches

When I look at aluminum foil

When I hear my text tone (it twinkles)

When I hear jingle bells

You make me think of Cher and sparkles and Pop Rocks.

New to the Microblogging Community

Thank the gods that we finally have a new means of communication. I've been waiting ages for someway to talk to you that is neither direct nor convenient. I think that we finally have that with our new Microblog http://julieajmicroblog.blogspot.com/. #shamelessplug.