I accidentally drank too much coffee. My hands are shaking and my vision is blurred. Isn't there a magical drug I can take to make me normal again? If not, can we invent it and make gazillions of dollars? And if it is impossible, I vote we create a placebo and convince people that it is possible and that it does work.
I guess I'll just listen to Alanis on full blast and sing until I stop shaking.